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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| Doua bufnite stau pe o creanga
Una:
- Buhuhu
Cealalta:
- Da' buhuhu la ma-ta, ca m-ai speriat. | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:17 am | |
| BULA ERA PE MOARYTE IAR MOARTEA I-A ZIS: DA-TE JOS DE PE MINE!!! | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:17 am | |
| De ce cade primul elefant din copac?
Pt. ca era mort.
de ce cade al doilea elefant din copac?
Era legat de primul.
De ce cade al treilea elefant din copac?
Credea ca e un fel de joc si era randul lui. | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Un mut ii spune unui surd:
- Ne urmareste un orb! | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Doi tantari erau pe o motocicleta Harley Davidson. Unu' zice: "Opreste ma, ca mi-a intrat o musca-n ochi" ! | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:18 am | |
| Un snur se uita in oglinda si zambea pe sub mustati: - Mamaaa, ce siret sunt!!!  ) | |
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[aL] al3cks [ex]
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Join date : 27/04/2009
| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:18 am | |
| Un cetatean avand o broasca pe cap, se duce la doctor.
Intra in cabinetul acestuia si BROASCA zice:
- Ia uitati, D-le doctor, ce mi-a crescut in fund | |
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IcS^
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Join date : 26/04/2009
Location : Constanta
| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 12:27 am | |
| tare )) | |
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Bes7
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 9:42 pm | |
| Purcelushul super`agresiv, la restaurant, catre chelner:
- Aici se primesc comenzi?
- Da!
- SEZI! | |
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Bes7
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| | Subiect: Re: -=- bancuri seci -=- Joi Apr 30, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| De ce nu alearga melcul? Sa nu-si fluture ochii... | |
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